"What Are You Doing New Years Eve?" (Video)
So, what are your plans?
Staying home? Going out? Have a sitter this year? Leave a comment and let me know.
As for the Twitch family, we’re going to enjoy our new place. We’re…
So, what are your plans?
Staying home? Going out? Have a sitter this year? Leave a comment and let me know.
As for the Twitch family, we’re going to enjoy our new place. We’re…
In Memoriam: Bands We Lost In 2011 (Video)
In the spirit of the montage we have become accustomed to seeing during Oscar telecasts, stereogum has made a video of the bands that have broken up over the course of the year.
As with the…
As with the…
"War Is Over...If You Want It"
The last contingent of American troops left Iraqi soil earlier this morning.
This Christmas, tens of thousands of families will be able to spend the holidays with their loved ones, instead of…
This Christmas, tens of thousands of families will be able to spend the holidays with their loved ones, instead of…
Lindsay Lohan's Playboy Photos Leaked (NSFW)
The Playboy magazine featuring Lindsay Lohan was scheduled to be released mid-January. However, a number of websites, most notably Drunken Stepfather, leaked the entire series of photographs…
Elijah Sets Michele Bachmann Straight
What an awesome kid. In case you couldn’t hear him, he said, “My mommy’s gay, but she doesn’t need fixing.”
He’s eight years old.
Right on, Elijah.
We're Moving!!!
Oh. And, that isn’t me singing. I just couldn’t find the original intro on YouTube.
We signed the paperwork on a new apartment yesterday. We move Christmas weekend.
Why the rush?
…
You Can't Say She Didn't Try
We have a rule in our family: If it makes mommy and daddy laugh, the kid doesn’t get punished. This little girl would have been let off the hook. No problem.
A Quick "Hello"...
Hi everyone.
I know I haven’t posted in, what…..five days now.
It has been an tough weekend, and I need to take a day or two to get my shit together. I am currently in the…
I know I haven’t posted in, what…..five days now.
It has been an tough weekend, and I need to take a day or two to get my shit together. I am currently in the…
For Jessi
It’s strange how some songs become all the more meaningful depending on the circumstances in your life.
Happy anniversary, hun. You have made me a better person. I am forever at your…
It's Official: I've Joined The Priesthood
That’s right. I have become an ordained priest in The Church of the Latter Day Dude, otherwise known as Dudeism.
The reason why I am accepting a new religion is…
The Twitch Online
My name is Twitch. I'm 36, married, and bi. I'm from Dumbfuckistan (Arizona, US). I am a very liberal Democrat. I'm pro-choice, pro-gay marriage in all 50 states, pro-union, and pro-amnesty for illegal immigrants currently in the United States. This page covers many topics that my website, www.thetwitchonline.com, does, but also is a chance for me to mellow out and post some stuff I otherwise wouldn't get the chance to. Expect a lot of music, a lot of cursing, and a lot of nudity.
Thanks for stopping by.